Product Description
Directions Each bottke comes with 10 dose (20 pills). Pill should be taken in the morning.
Introducing "The Squirt" pill, the ultimate adventure in liquid love and sensory surprises! Brace yourself, ladies, because this pill is about to take your intimate experiences to a whole new level of splash-tastic pleasure!
Picture this: You're in the mood for some toe-curling, heart-racing, wild and wacky bedroom escapades. But wait! What's this? It's "The Squirt" pill, the magical potion that turns your lady parts into the Fountain of Ecstasy! Say goodbye to mundane moans and hello to a symphony of sensations that would make Beethoven jealous.
With "The Squirt" pill, your body becomes a wellspring of gushing delight. Prepare to make your partners question their sanity as you unleash a tidal wave of lubrication and arousal. You'll feel like a superhero, equipped with the power to soak the bedsheets faster than a speeding bullet and bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "making a splash."
But that's not all, my adventurous amigos! "The Squirt" pill doesn't just make you squirt like a playful dolphin. It also amplifies your pleasure receptors, transforming every touch, stroke, and caress into an electrifying explosion of joy. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of sensation, where every intimate encounter becomes a whimsical carnival of laughter, desire, and an undeniable urge to yell, "Whee!"
Imagine the possibilities! You'll become the ultimate party trick at gatherings, sharing tales of your aquatic escapades that leave your friends green with envy. Dinner conversations will never be the same again as you regale your audience with stories of soaking unsuspecting partners and turning your bedroom into a delightful Slip 'N Slide adventure.
But don't worry, ladies! "The Squirt" pill comes with an instructional pamphlet filled with tips and tricks to navigate this wet and wild journey. Learn how to embrace the unexpected sprays and giggles while maintaining your composure. It's all about turning those potentially awkward moments into uproarious memories that you'll cherish forever.
So, if you're ready to dive into the deep end of pleasure, grab a bottle of "The Squirt" pill and unleash your inner mermaid of ecstasy. Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to carry around a snorkel, a new appreciation for water-themed puns, and a craving for bubble baths that rivals a toddler's obsession with rubber ducks.
So, strap on your water wings, grab a partner, and get ready to make a splash with "The Squirt" pill. Life is too short for dry spells and dull moments—embrace the wet and wonderful world of liquid love!
Ingredients: Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Niacin Vitamin B12, Zinc, Hydrolyzed Protein, Sweedish Flower, Maca (Root), Pink Bark Extract, Pygeum Africanum, Crysin, Titanium Dioxide, Silicon Dioxide, Magnesium Stearate, Gelation
The statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended for diagnose, treat or cure any disease. Must be 18 to use this product.
Product mailed discreetly.
SHIPPING
ORDER PROCESSING/SHIPPING TIMEFRAME
All domestic orders are processed and shipped within 3 to 5 business days using standard shipping. You will get a notification email as soon as your item is shipped with a tracking number if one is available from USPS. Please note that we have no control over transit times. Shipping times are still being disrupted due to Covid, so please allow 7-10 days to receive your item after submitting your order.
SHIPPING FEES
Shipping fees will be calculated at checkout. Orders over $150 qualify for free standard shipping.
CHANGE OF ADDRESS
Please ensure that your billing and shipping addresses are correct prior to completion of your order. Due to cardholder security, we will no longer update shipping addresses.
UNVERIFIABLE ADDRESSES
Should we have problems verifying your address using the USPS tracking system, your order processing may be delayed. Please use the same formatting that the USPS uses when delivering your mail. Include apartment or suite Numbers and always make sure you are using the correct zip code and city.
'RETURN TO SENDER'
Packages that are 'returned to sender' due to incorrect shipping information provided by customer, the customer will be contacted and item will be mailed to customer at the cost of the customer.
TRACKING SHOWS DELIVERED, BUT I DON'T HAVE MY ORDER WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Please contact your local USPS post office providing your tracking details. If your package is confirmed as lost or stolen, please initiate a Lost/Stolen package claim with UPS/USPS. We will not replace UPS/USPS confirming package(s) delivery.
ORDER CHANGES / CANCELLATIONS
We begin processing your order immediately upon receipt. For this reason, we will not be able to cancel or change your order once you have submitted it.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
We do not offer international shipping at this time.
GUARANTEE
EXCHANGE/RETURN POLICY
All of our items are Final Sale. We thank you for your humble understanding regarding this matter. We do not accept refunds, returns or exchanges of any kind.
Please read the product description to ensure you're ordering the correct size.
ORDER CHANGES / CANCELLATIONS
We begin processing your order immediately upon receipt. For this reason, we will not be able to cancel or change your order once you have submitted it.
Size Guide
Please review the sizing guide below carefully before placing your order.
| 1X | 2X | 3X | 4X | |
| BUST | 43 - 45" | 46 - 48" | 49 - 51" | 52 - 54" |
| WAIST | 36 - 38" | 39 - 41" | 42 - 44" | 45 - 47 " |
| HIP | 46 - 48" | 49 - 51" | 52 - 54" | 55 - 57" |
What do I do if all my measurements don't match the same size?
If not all your measurements match one single Garnerstyle size, the best thing to do is pick your biggest size for the garment. For example, if you're buying a dress and you're a 3X Bust, but 2X Hip - go with the 3X size. If you're buying some new jeans, pick the biggest size from your waist or hip measuments.
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